I was a Girl Scout. Shout out to Troop 541! I had a Daisy Smock, a Brownie Sash and a Junior Vest. Patches galore.
I want a Mom Sash. With mom patches!
Patch 1 – Grew multiple humans, from scratch.
Patch 2 – Survived five years of sleep deprivation.
Patch 3 – Caught vomit without vomiting. Twice.
Patch 4 – Can feed a baby while eating.
Patch 5 – Took projectile spit-up to the eye and open mouth. Did not vomit.
Patch 6 – Can bathe two toddlers in less than 4 minutes.
Patch 7 – Ate cold dinner for five years and still gained weight. Victorious.
Patch 8 – Can read all of Dr Seuss without getting tongue-tied.
Patch 9 – Can eat candy without the children seeing. See Patch 6.
Patch 10 – Mastered the ‘Mom look’. Effective and scary.
Patch 11 – Can answer the same question six times without losing composure.
Patch 12 – Grew eyes in the back of my head.
Patch 13 – Can detect kid lies with pinpoint accuracy.
I could do this for days! What patches would you add? Drop them in the comments!